Safety Third - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_burton White script text reads "Stand

White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a 1950s-era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp apparatus

and "DESTRUCTION" at the bottom

White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top

" with cursive script reading "Memphis

A detailed white vintage naturalist illustration of an armadillo in profile faces left

Safety Third - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_burton White script text reads "StandRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &